The Candle Daddy - Funny - Unique - Local - Wholesale & Retail Candles. The Candle Daddy. Funny & Unique Candles. Wholesale accounts welcome. Great for retail stores. Deez Nutz, Morning Wood, Blue Balls, Basic Bitch, Pumpkin Spice/Coffee Up in this Bitch, I'm Sick of Your Shit....Tons of funny candles and more coming. Hand Poured in Indiana with the maximum scent the wax will hold.